Today's Agenda Item 2: The Great Sock Conspiracy
John: "I'm telling you, it's a real thing. Socks are secretly plotting against us."
Discussion Leader: "Uh, John, I think you mean to say that our socks are piling up in the laundry basket."
John: "No, no, no! The Sock Overlords are manipulating us! They're making us wear matching outfits to the meeting."
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